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Saturday, April 5, 2008

Atomic Bombshell's Anatomically Correct Dating Advice

Dear Atomic Bombshell,

I am currently dating a girl that has a problem with me, masturbating. I have also dated other girls in the past that were also (I guess) grossed out by it. Why do girls have such a problem with it? It's not that big a deal and everyone does it.


Dear Masturbating Matty,

Dude, what the hell are you doing, exactly? I got nothing from what you just said. If you are being a freak about it, then YES! It will fall off.. It will fall off, and you will die! Oh, and go blind! Seriously, girls do not have a problem with masturbating. Unless you are so focused on it that it's affecting your sex life. Or it could just be the type of women that you date. Maybe you like that "proper" type of girl who thinks it's disgusting. I honestly don't know of any girl who has a problem with masturbation unless the guy turns into a freak, watches porn all day and stops having sex with their girlfriends. Hell, I have known plenty of women who weren't in the mood and told their guys to beat it.. Literally! Thanks for writing.

Atomic Bombshell

**Guys, do you think we can talk about something else other than masturbation??
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Anonymous said...

You know, you can get paid to do that.