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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

And She's Got The Goods, Hottie Got That Ass, I Got To Look, Sorry

Kelly (aka KellBell)

Jersey What?! JERSEY WHAT?! This hottie is an 18 year old student who loves her phillies and loves hangin out with the girls. She advertises herself as very single, but that does not mean you should e-mail with long spellchecked words that no one knows the meaning of anyway..i.e. DoucheBag Of the Week below) She's a big goofball, but seriously she could be a big asshole and if she's rockin a Phillies Jersey like that, I don't give an effffff. Goofballs are usually the most fun to hang out with anyway. you never know what's comin next. I've danced in parking lots, shown off my running man, and got lost in Delaware all because of goofball hotties. Kelly's also not afraid to tell it like it is. She knows how to put a man/pervert in her place with just one sentence, but according to her, she also knows when to shut the hell up. That's another bonus quality. She's shy at first, but once she warms up she tends to get a little crazy. But it's a good kind of crazy..I mean, you can check her pics. Look into the eyes...she doesn't look psycho crazy, but more fun crazy. Let's go light a bag of dogshit on fire crazy. You know?

Tip of the Day

Q: How important is a guy's style?

A: sure..if a guy doesnt dress nice it shows he's sloppy and thats a big turn off so i like a guy that has good taste in clothes