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Monday, October 29, 2007

This Is Why, This Is Why I'm Hot

Jessenia Vice

Marnee! Thanks again, beautiful! Jessenia Vice is a 23 year old student and ER Nurse. And if you haven't guessed by now, she models too. Look at this hottie. I can;t find a flaw. This latina hottie is currently in nursing school. I don't know what it is about Latina women, but I absolutely love them. It might be the attitude, or the "Ayyy Papi!" They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach....that's not true outside of Italians. It's through his ears (I should know, mine are big, ok huge)...and hearing "Hola, ayyy, te amo"...anything followed by Papi makes this little Scottish-Irish fella melt. It also doesn't hurt when they look like Jessenia. The key to this hotties heart is to appreciate her. She wants a man who's aware of the fine package of beauty, brains, and humor that has been ass-embled here. Serisouly, I've looked for a flaw for like the last 15 minutes and I can't find one.....not one. This hottie is marriage material. I think her one flaw would probably be that she's not willing to marry a Scottish-Irish website owner with pasty skin and a passion for latina women. Smooooooooth. Keep your eyes peeled. I sense big things are gonna be happening for this hottie. I'm SURe this isn't the last place you'll see her. Although, I'm also sure you WON'T be seeing this on her resume.

Tip of the Day

Q: Whats the maximum age difference you feel is appropriate when dating a Hottie?

A: 10! Over 10 is pushin it, but eww it can work seen it happen for my grandparents and they ware still happy married. I definitely think older men appreciate their women alot more, especially if they are younger than them.


Dylan said...