Douchebag Of The Week...we'll call him...STAN*

***Names have been changed or altered to protect the innocent and also to not endorse this douchies fledgling career. ... PS. hes on the right in the picture!

JUWANNA MAN, Bobby Brown, OUR DOUCHEBAG

Douchebag in BLUE FONT

HOTTIE IN GREEN FONT


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From: stanDate: Apr 26, 2006 5:32 PM

Hi FRIEND OF LOCAL HOTTIES, I'm Stan, (pronounced Stan) a TV/Film writer-producer in Los Angeles... Hopefully you've checked out my last film by now -- "***REDACTED**" which I wrote & produced -- Here's the trailer --> www.wt****ovie.com http://www.w****movie.com/For more on me... --> www.st****er.com http://www.s*******.com/ (yes, I used to be an actor) Before becoming a scribe, I plied my trade in front of the cameras as an actor and one of the stars of the CBS television series "Tour of Duty" three seasons. I'm about to direct my 1st film at Lions Gate called "M***ood" with Mos Def in Atlanta... Back in the day I also produced the absolute worst show in the history of television... no joke/don't ask. I assure you this is not bragging or self promotion, just hoping to establish a degree of legitimacy... With all of the liars on line hopefully you'll understand. stan@s*****ter.comAre you open to friendship/networking?



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From: FOLH Date: Apr 26, 2006 6:31 PM

Well, Stan, I don't know how you missed me in LA.. Um, I think your myspace page needs a little love! Out of curiousity, how did you even find me on myspace?You make movies, do you? Well, that's perfect, because I want to be in a movie. Although, I'd love a television show. Well, I hope all is well in Tinsel Town, USA. Stay Good & Be Bad

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From: stan Date: Apr 26, 2006 10:02 PM

Let's speak by phone. What's your number?


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From: FOLH Date: Apr 26, 2006 8:15 PM

no offense, but i don't know u to give u my number! gonna have to b via computer for now!



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From: stan Date: Apr 27, 2006 1:22 PM

Did I miss your call too? lol



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From: FOLH Date: Apr 27, 2006 11:38 AM

ur funny! nope, just a bz kid.

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From: stan Date: Apr 27, 2006 1:52 PM

yes... we all are.

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From:FOLH Date: Apr 27, 2006 2:54 PM

why don't u have anything up on your page?


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From: Stan Date: Oct 30, 2007 9:16 AM

leave your numer again...


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From: Friend of Local Hotties(FOLH) Date: Oct 30, 2007 2:34 PM

leave my number again? i never left it before. boy, you are a dedicated fan, huh? lol...

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From: Stan Date: Oct 30, 2007 1:36 PM

Well now i don't feel so bad. I was embarrassed to say that I'd lost it. By the way... a fan of WHOM?

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From: FOLH Date: Oct 30, 2007 2:40 PM

apparently, a fan of mine the way you pop up periodically!! :)

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From: Stan Date: Oct 30, 2007 1:49 PM

Someone who writes occassionally to say hello could hardly be considered a "fan". Let's explore this... you are popular in Omaha... My movies are seen by millions around the world. I guess you're right. It makes sense that I would be a fan of yours.




OUR RESPONSE
HOLY SHIT!... I did some research and he's completely correct. He did produce the absolute worst show ever. It's called "Homeboys in Outer Space" Yes, that's really the title. I'll pause while you laugh your ass off. Homeboy, are you actually from outer space?? Is this how you pick up chicks? Write for our site, Stan. We seriously could use this level of comedy on here. But why, oh why, would you not mention you hung out with Bobby Brown. I mean, I realize it's your prerogative, but did you follow his every little step? Get a life, homo. I believe your not lying. I just actually don't care about your shitty television/movie background. Hey Stan, Are you open to shutting the hell up/not killing the male species? Oh you are? I must have lost your number...Did we miss your call?? HAAHAHAAH Douchebag .