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Friday, December 7, 2007

Because It's Hottie's Night, And The Feelings Right


Wow..SEXY JENNY....what a hottie. The smile...the eyes..the body. This 22 year old hottie comes to us from Chalfont, another suburban hottie. She's alittle change from the norm. Jenny's a party girl, but made a point to let us know that she doesn't drink. Her outgoing unique personality makes her one of the coolest people to hang out with. Once you get past her obviously sexy qualities, you'll notice the tattoos. Jenny's overall goal is to be completely inked up. Kinda weird, but as long as she doesn't cover that beautiful face, I'm into it. And no tattoos that say "MOM", or "BOB" or any other words that are spelled the same forward and backwards, or signify a relationship with another dude. The last thing you wanna do is be in bed with a girl and see, "Property of hung Johnny" tattooed on the lower back. Fortunately for Jenny, it looks like she has a good metabolism, because if she didn't, those flower tattoos on her side could eventually end up like like a tropical rain forest. Tattoos on the hips are like silly puddy. They can always be stretched out, upwards, downwards, get the drill. That's why I'm tat free. I figure I can't be this scrawny forever, so that tattoo of Popeye I want would eventually turn into a stick figure with a pot belly. Anyway, it's Friday, I'm glad the weeks almost over, and I'm SOOOOOO glad that we have Jenny to look at for a day! I'm such a sucker for blondes....wait, brunettes...wait...

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of advice to give to guys...what would it be?
A: My advice to a guy is treat a girl like a trophy and the best prize you have ever won cause thats how i like to be treated but thats just me.

That's right fellas. Like a trophy. So put her on a pedestal for a few years until you've outgrown her. Dust her off and show her love once in a while....and then throw her in a box only to be opened when your drunk, feeling depressed, and listening to The Boss's Glory Days.