ROXANNE! You Don't Have To Put On The Red Light

Roxanne

Ok, so the choice of lyrics today didn't really push my creative boundaries. I doubt you're reading this anyway. Just look at the pretty pictures and smile. I never EVER thought I'd say this on our website, but I think I found the ultimate hottie. There's something classy and sophisticated about Roxanne. Smart, and beautiful..all rolled into a tiny, leggy package. This 23 year old Jersey gal graduated from Penn State, and check this out....she now works as a nurse in a prison, where she's one of the only women to work in that ward. What the......I thought prison was supposed to suck! And check this out...here comes Karma to bite me in the ass....after my non-PC rant about conspiracies and JMAC, this hottie spends her time volunteering for children with special needs. Oh, kick me in the nuts! I did her volunteer work for one day in high school, and I can honestly say, it takes a lot more than you might think. And it's not as funny when you see it in person. Roxanne really looks like a lot of fun...I think she can hang out with the best of them. Look at the beauty here...from top to bottom. Gorgeous face....all the way down to those long legs. This is what a woman should look like. I'm rambling. Actually awstruck. Seriously, I'll be back tomorrow, I need to go steal an old lady's walker and right before that I need to go to the hospital and get sneezed on. The sicker the better while I'm doing my time. I just need to find a chastity belt first. Hey, maybe my ex-girlfriend still has one!

Tip of the Day

Q: If you had one piece of dating advice to give guys...what would it be?

A: My advice for a guy would be, always be honest, and never mislead a woman. A woman' heart should never be toyed with!