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Heather Mae

Today we step into a different sort of hottie world today. I'm bringing you Heather Mae, a 28 year old hottie from Philly (WOW! An actual Philly girl!). Heather Mae is a bartender at Bootleggers and Whiskey Tango, and seriously loves her hard rock music. She even books the original bands at Bootleggers! I'm not sure if Heather can play the gee-tar, or if she just knows she looks hot holding one, but apparently she can sing! Wait, fellas, pull your pants back up, this hotties taken. I know, I know...I'm heartbroken too.

But you're probably asking yourself, "Why would he ask a married hottie for dating advice?" Well, shit, son. She looks mildly like Anna Kournikovaa (minus the Moled Mexican) and she's a bartender at two very busy bars. She sees the interaction between male and female on a daily basis. She see what works for guys and, more importantly, what doesn't work for guys. Plus, being married doesn't mean she's not hot. Plus since she's a bartender, it's not unusual to find gorgeous women doing body shots off of her belly. Before you flatten out your crinkled stripper dollar bills, fellas, she really only lets women do them off her, but you can still watch! Heather also has a degree in computer animation from the Art Institute of Philadelphia, so she can probably make cartoon porn...like when you see Homer and Marge...um, er...you fill in the blanks. I've had my eye on Heather for this site for a while, and finally decided to pull the trigger....enjoy fellas. This hotties got good advice, and good drinks to dish out, so hit up her bars and tip her generously.

Tip of the Day

Q: Heather Mae, what can you tell a shy guy to kickstart his love life in Philly?

A: Advice for the shy guys in Philly. Being in the bar scene I see a lot of every type of men. The shy ones that just sit there and drink their beer and don't talk to anyone are the guys that all the girls think are either "taken" or "Not interested." If you see a pretty girl and she gives you the friendly smile, why not just walk up to her and ask for her name? The worst that will possibly happen is she tells you and than walks away. Yes, I know that might suck but what if she talks to you all night and you make a love connection? If you didn't muster up the courage to say "hello" than you will NEVER know what could have happened. You only have one life, if you don't take chances and and try new things, you will spend the rest of your life wondering, "What if!"